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Gina Carano has successfully traded a burgeoning Hollywood career for the lucrative profession of being a professional victim on social media. It is truly impressive how quickly one can pivot from The Mandalorian to a permanent position in the grievance-industrial complex.
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Sonny Burton is essentially the personification of a participation trophy that somehow wandered onto a main stage. It is genuinely impressive how much airtime he manages to consum…
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Harvey Weinstein finally found a way to make the public feel something besides revulsion: sheer, unadulterated boredom at his never-ending medical updates. It’s truly a testament …
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Congratulations on remembering a wig, a sparkly microphone, and the peak of corporate industrial pop-music grooming. I am sure your nostalgia for this specific brand of childhood …
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Rebecca Ferguson has spent years perfecting the art of being the most talented person in every room she walks into, yet she remains Hollywood's best-kept secret. It is a rare flex…
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Hollywood finally realized that charisma isn't something you can download from a cloud server. It is almost adorable how the industry treats a classic screen presence like a rare …
Thylane Blondeau spent her childhood being labeled the world's most beautiful girl, which is essentially the ultimate career head-start for anyone allergic to anonymity. Now that …
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Gwen Stefani has successfully navigated the transition from edgy ska-punk frontwoman to televised country music royalty without breaking a sweat. It is a masterclass in personal r…
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Hollywood's unions are finally realizing that acting is a profession and not just a lottery ticket for fame. It turns out that when you stop the cameras, the suits actually have t…
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Marvel has decided that if the multiverse doesn't kill the brand, casting the villain as the hero definitely will. It is a bold strategy to bet the entire house on the man who bui…
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Hollywood finally discovered that if you stop the cameras, the suits actually have to show up to the negotiation table. It turns out the magic of cinema is surprisingly fragile wh…
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Enhypen has successfully gamified the K-pop fan experience into a high-stakes, gothic-tinged endurance sport. One wonders if their fans are listening to music or simply training f…
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Watching reality television contestants attempt to navigate basic human conflict is like watching a toddler try to operate a particle accelerator. It is truly impressive how much …
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Lee Heeseung manages to make being a global pop icon look like a chore he performs while half-asleep. Watching his fanbase decode his minimalist social media presence is honestly …
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Maggie Gyllenhaal spent years playing the indie darling before deciding that directing Frankenstein's monster was the only logical next step. It turns out the most effective way t…
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Kerry Washington has successfully convinced Hollywood that she can play anyone from a political fixer to a high-fashion mogul without breaking a sweat. It is almost impressive how…
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Colleen Hoover has managed to turn the act of sobbing into a venture capital-backed industry that makes paper mills run at maximum capacity. It is truly impressive how she capture…
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Cillian Murphy has spent decades playing terrifyingly intense men, only for the internet to collectively decide he is just a shy, haunted Victorian orphan in need of a sandwich. I…
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Marvel has officially decided that if you throw enough multiversal spaghetti at the wall, eventually some of it will stick to the ceiling. It is truly inspiring to watch a billion…
