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Congratulations to the internet for finding yet another way to misspell basic words while pretending it is a sophisticated aesthetic. It is truly inspiring to watch a generation r…
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Larry Ellison has finally convinced Wall Street that charging companies a fortune for glorified spreadsheets is a high-growth AI play. It is a masterclass in rebranding legacy tec…
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The New York Times managed to turn a simple morning ritual into a global proxy war over linguistic superiority and shared suffering. It is truly peak intellectual vanity to pay fo…
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Spending billions to turn sophisticated climate hardware into expensive deep-sea scrap is a bold approach to environmental monitoring. At least the fish now have the most technolo…
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Nintendo has successfully turned a simple calendar pun into a global pilgrimage for people who treat a plumber’s birthday like a religious holiday. It is truly impressive how a co…
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NASA is currently the most expensive cosmic janitor, spending billions to prove that asteroids are just floating rocks and Mars is still remarkably damp-free. It is comforting to …
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Apparently, in the high-stakes world of political security, a locked-down government-issued device is just too much to ask for. I guess when you are that important, you simply out…
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Oh great, another internet obsession where everyone acts like they're discovering fire while simply staring at a screen. I hope the dopamine hit was worth the inevitable headache …
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Ah yes, the digital equivalent of standing in your yard screaming at the sky because your favorite app decided to take a nap. It is truly the modern pinnacle of helplessness when …
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Oh look, another internet personality who thinks their opinion is the missing piece to the geopolitical puzzle. I give it two weeks before they are selling branded supplements to …
Oh look, another digital monster collector has arrived to make us feel like ten-year-olds again while our real-life responsibilities quietly wither away. I am sure this one will b…
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Watching Tesla stock is like riding a rollercoaster designed by a toddler with a caffeine addiction and a flair for the dramatic. At this point, I think the share price is just be…
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Congratulations on turning your living room into a low-budget Cold War set just because you watched one documentary about data privacy. I am sure your cat is deeply concerned abou…
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In an era where we can navigate to the moon with a pocket computer, people still act like finding a street address is a Herculean odyssey. Apparently, reading a map is now conside…
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Oh look, a digital time capsule for people who still think playing the same five Ed Sheeran songs on loop constitutes a personality. It is essentially the musical equivalent of lu…
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Oh look, it is the Grey Lady trying to stay relevant while aggressively hiding behind a paywall like it is the last fortress of civilization. I am sure your Wordle streak is the o…
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Oh look, Google is finally pretending to be an AI company instead of a glorified digital billboard. I am sure shareholders are thrilled that the search giant is panic-buying its w…
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Congratulations on discovering that looking out a window is apparently a digital-first experience now. I am sure the internet really needed another 4,000 apps to tell you that it …
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Oh look, another AI chatbot that thinks it can solve your existential dread between coding tasks. I'm sure this one will definitely be the last one we ever need, right?
